I OPEN NUFFNANG ND MY EYES PRACTICALLY POPPED OUT.
damn this, i only had one hit.
screw, that's pathetic.
but whatever, tonight the hits will fly.
i think im seriously psychotic, i do like seeing hits fly.
The thing is, WHAT AM I DOING AT HOME?
at 4pm, oh gosh.
it's so bloody early but im at home.
i know why, cause kristel ang stole my ten bucks.
nd all my friends left me alone in school.
that's damn nice right! they are the best friends ever.
haha, chinese ended half an hour later only what! UPSET.
jasmin was also sian nd in the end we didnt go choir.
fine lor, tio ps-ed.
THAT's why im at home now.
lucky i have bestfriendtimotheus, twj, rodson, tomson nd lucas.
they walked half the journey with me.
seriously, idk what's wrong with me.
but being seen walking alone home just seem so wrong.
HAHA.
that day after everybody took their physics paper1,
i had to walk to school alone as i had chinese listening.
alone alone alone, i met alot of people.
peter, clarence, jwee, jiemin, jeremy, charmaine, bina, 410people, caitlyn, manymany people.
nd they all were like eh why you walking back.
haha, i had chineseee, when their exams are over.
lolol, but that has no link to walking home alone.
aiyah, whatever!
I got back english, emaths, biology, chemistry nd a bit of chinese.
english wasnt expected, it was gay C5, 59.
who on earth gets C5 for english.
i was expecting something nicer, like a above B4.
nd i could have got that if i had one more mark, screw.
it's my damn compo i tell you, damn compo.
ND THE DAMN SOTHEBY.
I DIDNT WRITE THAT WORD ND GOT A FRIGGING MINUS ONE MARK.
THAT WORD ONLY LEH, THE REST WAS CORRECT LAH FOR NUTS.
&&& ms seto's going, oh screw. fonseka's gna take over.
what is going to happen to usssssssssss? i miss her already.
emaths wasnt expected either, i passed!
i was ever so prepared for mr ng's shouting lor!
weeee, so now i wont fail more than 5subjects, that's cool.
way cool. but it wasnt a nice grade either, a C6.
the thing is i didnt study nd wee, i passed. lmao!
biology was crap crap crap crap.
i totally sucked the paper. the paper sucked me too!
no sense but :( i got a C5.
who on earth gets C5 for bio lah! WHO.
bloody stupid.
but i didnt study either=x
chemistry was good nd bad.
good that i didnt study nd managed a D7.
bad that it's a fail, lolol.
i realised im a very positive person.
even if i fail, i'll tell myself at least it's not a F9.
weeheeee, but damn i didnt study nd i got that leh!
love myself much much.
a bit of chinese includes my paper1 nd paper2.
paper 1 letterwriting's 15/20.
paper 1 compo's 36/50.
paper 2 everything's 43/70.
but there's some discrepancies im gna kick my teacher's butt tmr:D
weehee, but there's still listening nd oral marks.
nd nd nd paper1 nd 2 is 70% nd i got 47%
is that sucky? eh yes, it's like only a B3.
hope hope oral nd listening will pull me up up up.
i want an A1 damnit.
ALRIGHT WHATEVER.
i shall move on nd rewind my life back to ytd.
ytd's sushimaking at huiling's!:D
me, her, mag, jamie nd amandaf.
met mag nd amandaf at je mrt nd we went to huiling's.
started cooking our food nd i cooked soup for them!
(you dont need to know it's campbell soup)=x
nd it tasted delicious!
had lunch cooked by ourselves nd we watched bring it on.
we are not bimbos right!
idts:D this is IM language!
wgf, another IM language!
i so bet you dont get this.
well, if you do, HI ND WELCOME TO BIMBO WORLD:D
Alright, jiiee muuiis jamie came after that nd watched tv with amandaf.
not wanting to destroy their er ren shi jie, we went to make sushi!
but we didnt have enough ingredients so we decided to go to ntuc.
BUT DAMN, GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.
THE DOOR LOCKED US IN LEH!.
apparently, after unlocking the door, the door wont budge!
so we tried picking the lock nd we were hell stuck in there.
pro me went to the door, hit it a little nd tried.
WAHLAU EH, I DAMN PRO. I OPENED THE DAMN DOOR!
HAHAHHA, we went out nd huiling was like 'eh, later we close then cant go in how!'
i just slammed the door shut=x
then huiling tried to open it nd she exclaimed 'oh shucks! ITS LOCKED AGAIN!'
hahaha, she was damn freaked out.
being stuck inside is better than outside! so much better k!
but luckily the couple jamie nd amandaf was inside.
jamie came to the door nd tried to poke the lock.
but nothing happened.
then smart me had an idea!
I PUSHED THE HANDLE INWARDS FIRST THEN PUSHED IT DOWN ND OPEN THE DOOR. IT WORKED LEH!
WAHRAU EHXZXZ, I THINK I CHAO QIANG.
huiling nd mag tried nd they think they have the coolest friend!
now i have 3 friends that think im their coolest friend!
weehee, add yuqian because of the helping auntie saga. (i posted it below)
then we happily headed for ntuc, me bouncing the whole way.
i was damn elated nd they were damn zi bei.
cause i figured it out, lolol.
mag + huiling, 'omg, charlene, the girl who spelt guest of honour as guess of honour, figured it out nd we didnt? how can it be?'
lololol!
then we bought ingredients back nd made our sushi!
special unique mag made special unique mushroom sushi.
which her mother, in the end, said that it doesnt taste that great.
HAHA. my wonderful beautiful crabstick sushi got a thumbs up from family!
im gna buy nd make more at home.
come to my house nd makeeeeeee! WEEEEEEE!
so much fun.
i cooked another pot of soup for them again=x
cause i was so addicted nd proud of myself for being able to cook.
nd i made them take my every move, LOL
the cooking, the ladling, the serving, nd the actual drinking.
LOLOL DAMN HILARIOUS.
next time, im gna terrorize my kids till they cry.
went somewhre to find someone who claims that im fussy cause i only take transcab.
transcab good what! it wont make people headache.
reached home at a good 9plus.
speaking of kids, bestfriend wants to be my children's father.
fat hope man, fat hope.
they alr have a surname:DDDDDDDDD.
it's gna be ____!:D
that's one sexy surname.
no, it's not gna be crunch. im not naming my daughter coco anymore.
but it's still a cute name!
ideal child names for people whose surname is lee;
eg.
guy with surname lee: Love Lee, come here right now!
love lee: nono, come catch meee!
guy with surname lee: loveleelovelee, im coming to catch you!
omgosh, if you didnt get it, please chop your head off.
love lee, read it out loud.
ideal child names for people whose surname is foo;
eg. let somebody whose surname is foo be X.
if you marry X, please call your child hate.
X: Hate Foo, come here right now!
blah blah blah, go fit Hate Foo in the conversation up there.
LOL.
ohmygosh, im damn lame nd i think this post is hell long.
so tata my loves!:D
i know i didnt prepare you for a heart attack but please bear with my stupid-looking face.
