I've been lazy this few days:(
Ytd was library with M, H, Lil J:D
lol, check out our msn nicks!
kewl to th max!
Omg, shut me.
Anyway, did Chemistry:D
Yadaaaaa, nth much lah!
We wore hairbands! LOL.
H has like three hairbands so me, her & M wore them.
Then loser lil J had none, yay!
So damn mean me.
Well, there's nth much for me to post you know!
Might do pictures later, might.
Oh well, a few crappy stuff i have here,
enjoy? LOL.
Some of you might have seen this before lah duh.
Okay, maybe most of you xD
1.
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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2.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
LOL, MR LIU WILL FLIP IF WE ANSWER IT LIKE THAT.
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4.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
Ego in the making, lol! Sounds like smth i'll answer, wee!
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5.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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6.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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7.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
Weeee, yixin's dog!!! Random=x
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8.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
YAY, THREEE CHEERS FOR HAROLD.
Omg, im so bloody lame, actually posting such stuff up.
Am flying over to LJ, so tata!
Ytd was library with M, H, Lil J:D
lol, check out our msn nicks!
kewl to th max!
Omg, shut me.
Anyway, did Chemistry:D
Yadaaaaa, nth much lah!
We wore hairbands! LOL.
H has like three hairbands so me, her & M wore them.
Then loser lil J had none, yay!
So damn mean me.
Well, there's nth much for me to post you know!
Might do pictures later, might.
Oh well, a few crappy stuff i have here,
enjoy? LOL.
Some of you might have seen this before lah duh.
Okay, maybe most of you xD
1.
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________________________________
2.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
_______________________________________
3.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
LOL, MR LIU WILL FLIP IF WE ANSWER IT LIKE THAT.
__________________________________
4.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
Ego in the making, lol! Sounds like smth i'll answer, wee!
__________________________________________
5.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
_________________________________
6.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
______________________________________
7.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
Weeee, yixin's dog!!! Random=x
___________________________________
8.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
YAY, THREEE CHEERS FOR HAROLD.
Omg, im so bloody lame, actually posting such stuff up.
Am flying over to LJ, so tata!
