C FOR CHARLENE.


My maid just told me her contract ends March!
But she immediately disappoints me by telling me my mummy asked her to stay on, signing another two years?
Omg.

Damn shitty i tell you.
Imagine she tell me, then im like yippee! inside,
But i pretend to be upset abt it.
Oh gawd.

But i dont like her uh!
Not that she's bad evil or anything.
She's like damn slack lor,
then my ahma ask her work she'll ignore?!
Lousy right?!?!??!?!


Just now when i woke up, i wanted to ask her do smth.

Then guess what she was doing!

She was in my mummy's room,
sitting on mummy's chair, with her legs on the table!!!


SOMEONE ENLIGHTEN ME.

ARE MAIDS SUPPOSED TO DO

THAT???? ARE THEY!?!?!


I dont think so right!!!!
So annoying.




Then yesterday's dinner was some noodle in some soup.
Aunt found a rubberband amist the noodles.
& SHE DIDNT SCOLD THE MAID?!

I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT WAS MY GRANDMAMA COOKING THAT NIGHT, THEY WILL HAVE THIS DAMN BIG ROW & SHE'LL BE DAMN DAMN DAMN PISSED AT MY GRANDMAMA.

MY AWESOME GRANDMA IS SO AWESOME.
I love her so much i dont understand her children.




I cant stop ranting about my maid.

My grandma call home to tell her what to cook for dinner.
& she goes, 'yah okay.'
Then she hang up, when my ahma have not finished telling her.

THEN IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER,
'Yes mam?'
'Okay mam!'
'What you need me to do mam?'
Or she'll tell my mam some stories or make small talk.


WAHLAOEHHHHHHHH.

WLEWLEWLEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I cant stand her.
She'll be so nice in front of my mother.
Sometimes, even when i ask her to do things,
SHE'LL BLACK FACE ME LEH.

BLACK FACE THEN DONT BE MAID LAH.
DONT SIGN THAT CONTRACT TO STAY ON.

I wouldnt really care mansxzxz.
Although it will be hard for mummy to find another maid.
It will sure shit be better than this.



Haha those on the phone with me will know my maid's name!
Super random but i suddenly thought of this what.
I ask her to open the door every time,
& will get scolded by my ahma for not bringing my keys.
& disturbing the maid if im home late.

SEE, MY AHMA STILL CARES ABT THE BLOODY MAID.
But i gather that it will be a damn big relief if we change maids.
REALLY.

At least my ahma's blood pressure wont shoot up?
Ahma's damn healthy with no illnesses now.
But i dont know what another 2years with my maid will do to her!!

LOL IM MAKING THIS SO DRAMA.
BUT IM SERIOUSSSSSSSS.
Even my blood will boil talking abt my maid leh.


PLZZZZZZZZZZ.

I HOPE NO CONTRACT IS SIGNED & I GET A NEW MAID.

But actually, if i were to get no maid or sign the contract with this maid, i'll stay with the latter=x
I cant live without maids.
What a shitty love hate relationship.



BUT STILL,

SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SIT ON MY MUMMY'S CHAIR ND LEG'S UP ON THE TABLE LIKE I DO CAUSE SHE'S A MAID.

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

& if you think this is minor,
you either have to go to the hospital to check your brain,
or just wallow in depression because you have no brains.

She did many other things before,
but i can only rant abt this few cause i cannot rmb alr.

Basically,
my maid is evil to my ahma.
my maid acts like some good maid in frnt of my mummy.
my maid is screwed up.
my maid doesnt know how to act like an maid.

Oh yes, my maid talks on the phone at home,
EVERY SINGLE MINUTE/SECOND.

Really!!!!
Okay when there's no mother/aunts at home.
That was what she was doing with her legs on the table.
Talking on the phone.
Damn basket!
Then when nobody is around, she'll stop everything,
& talk on the phone only.
Like eh, do your job mansxzxzxz!!!

GRRRRRRR, stupid.

This will be neverending.
I must stop now now now now.

Even my brother doesnt like her,
i hope she doesnt sign the contract.